- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nipple Radar.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The power to smell poo...

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to instantly die

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

Pointless Super Powers