the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!