The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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power to eat through your but

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to die at will

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!