The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to look TV

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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to make asians smart

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!