The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to breath through your skin.

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32% Levitation.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!