- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

power to see through glass doors

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to not have superpowers

Lactokinesis

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

Pointless Super Powers