The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to sneeze cum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!