- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through air.

the power to sneeze cum

Acid pee

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The powers to lose your current power forever

the power to not have power

The ability to smell with your hands

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to make objects slightly furry

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

Black power

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to have all your friends leave you

the power to lose your power at will

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

Pointless Super Powers