The power to see through thin air

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Being a freemason

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!