The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to know what Erika is!

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to make asians smart

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!