The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

The power to control your own mind.

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power to put out light from your butt

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to be bad at everything

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to only tell the truth

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to fly when you fart

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!