A power level of under 9000.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Teleporting to Mexico

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to eat your own face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!