What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to lactate air.

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A healing punch

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!