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power to be an alcohoic
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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane
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The power to walk through air.
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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.
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the power to fail
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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure
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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.
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The power to waste time reading this.
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The power to be -100% faster...
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The ability to be a rock
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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.
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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second
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The ability to sense cheese.
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The power to change your eye color.
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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.
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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.
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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.
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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.
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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.
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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one
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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!