The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!