The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the ability to post here

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to read this.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to smell whore

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the ability to enjoy school

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!