- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to become black!

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to draw a perfect circle

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to waste time reading this.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to fail every time you try to do something

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to have no superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!