The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to vote

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!