Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to walk through air.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!