The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the ability to post here

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!