The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to see through air.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!