the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to be able to blow air

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to have a black president

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!