the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Balls.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to control urine

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!