The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to herd cats

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to science.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!