The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power of women's rights.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to read this.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to conjure chairs at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!