- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to die

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to sleep

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to move something right next to you

The power to die at will

the power to see through water.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The power to see into the present

The power to get older every second

the power to seduce hats

Pointless Super Powers