The power to see John Cena.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Taekwondo

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!