The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to die at will

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!