The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!