The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!