The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!