The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!