The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to be yourself.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!