the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to fly when you fart

thumb_up thumb_down +12

shit and piss at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to hear morse code.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to do NOTHING!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

lol

thumb_up thumb_down

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

thumb_up thumb_down

the ability to grow your nails at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!