The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!