the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to speak to mexicans in german

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to change your emotions at will

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to be a bird that can't fly

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

ability to fly in a plane

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The Power to bite your own ear.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!