the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The ability to read your own mind

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to divide by 0

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to read this.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to be a normal person

The power to smell whore

the ability to enjoy school

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to control any type of urine or feces

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to create nothing out of nothing

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!