The power to find pokemon attractive

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to win the crying game

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to fart mace

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!