- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to withstand camel rape.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to see through windows

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to wake up and live through school....

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

Pointless Super Powers