The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to die on command

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!