The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!