The power to dickfart.

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the ability to turn purple

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to become a JELLY

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The ability to eat your own face

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Being Yianni.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The ability to breath outside the water

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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THe power too spel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!