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Tree powers Activate.
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Radiation resistant eyelashes.
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The ability to speak backwards.
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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV
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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song
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The ability to sweat money.
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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.
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The power to RickRoll yourself.
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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose
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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire
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The power to get raped at will
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The power to make you fap to anything.
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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----
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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.
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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf
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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.
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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.
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The power to juggle cacti
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the power to convince yourself that you're super
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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.
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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.
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The awesome power to find Waldo.
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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.
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The power to fart methane.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!