The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to see through windows.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!