The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The power to have a power.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to be socially retarded.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!