The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to not have a power

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!