- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power of eating but only when you're dead

The power to speak in Braille

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

The power to breathe

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

Ability to shit nuclear waste

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to fart flames

The Power to Combust

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to transform into yourself

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

Pointless Super Powers