The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!