- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to slam revolving doors.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to make fish drown.

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

Find Waldo

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to change your eye color.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

Pointless Super Powers