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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!