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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.
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the power to be alive but only when awake
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The power to get hurt every other hour
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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!
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The power to get foot-boners
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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.
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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.
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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due
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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas
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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.
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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.
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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews
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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.
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The Power to bite your own ear.
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The power to run at the speed of a human
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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The power to shit in your eye
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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR
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the power to kill yourself
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair
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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)
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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!