Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!