- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to do nothing.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power to talk to dust

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to change your eyebrows daily

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!