The power to learn only at school.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to die early.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!