- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

the power to write only the letter R

The power to die at will.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to spell backwards.

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to give yourself a BJ.

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

Pointless Super Powers