The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!