- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The ability to go poop and pee.

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

the power to hate nature

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

the power to reseal bottle caps

Pointless Super Powers