- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to grow one wing

Ability to shit nuclear waste

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to fart flames

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to transform into yourself

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to walk through air.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to turn apples into pears

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

Pointless Super Powers