the power to be wrong

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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captain obvious

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to die at will

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!