The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to shed hair

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!