The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to die

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the power to be phone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!