- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

the power to be unable to have a power.

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

The power to cry acid tears

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to eat multiple things at a time

Pointless Super Powers