The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to change your mind

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!