- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The powers to lose your current power forever

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The ability to hear fish.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to see John Cena.

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

The power to only be obesely fat.

the power to kill yourself at will

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

Pointless Super Powers