The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!