The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to to think less

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!