The power to have bad luck!

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!