The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!