The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to shed hair

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!