- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to fart really smelly :P

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

Swiss army teeth.

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

the power to die

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to see through thin air

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers