Reverse Pooping

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to vote

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!