- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to resist trolling.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to swim on land

The power to be really bad at math.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

Turn gold into lead.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to turn cancer into aids.

Pointless Super Powers