the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have no powers!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to die on command

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to sleep

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!