the power to control your own body movements

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to die

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!