My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to breath at will.

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The power to take away your power.

the power to get blood clots

The power to speak braille

the power to shit liquidly

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

the power to be really itchy.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to fart really smelly :P

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

Swiss army teeth.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!