the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to be your self

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!