The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to die

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!