The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!