The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to die at will.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to sleep

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!