the power to make food shrimp.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Death at will

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!