The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!